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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

the more notes this gets the more powerful potatoes become resulting in a more powerful ME

Posted 3 days ago
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pandafreakforlife:

Shows up to the apocalypse 15 minutes late with Starbucks. 

Posted 3 days ago
  1. child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  2. me: You lose your baby teeth
  3. child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  4. me: they fall out
  5. child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  6. me:
  7. child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  8. me:
  9. me:
  10. me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  11. child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
Posted 3 days ago
  1. Rei: me? IN LOVE??? hahah...haa...gou you're so funny..
  2. Rei: love is so illogical!! haha...who would be in love?!
  3. Rei: no way! certainly not!
  4. Rei: who would i even be in love with.....ahahah..ha ..haa
  5. Rei: *sweats nervously*
  6. Rei: *shoves 20000 pictures of nagisa in bag*
Posted 3 days ago
letmereadinpeace:

jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

Also do this with family trees.

letmereadinpeace:

jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

Also do this with family trees.

Posted 3 days ago

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet)

Posted 3 days ago
superwholocked-in-albion:


jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

Posted 3 days ago

boysbander:

Claude Monet Details; 22.4.14

(Source: boysbander)