Posted 12 hours ago

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

(Source: nbhcannibal)

Posted 18 hours ago

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

Posted 18 hours ago

goddesscru:

america-wakiewakie:

questionall:

Why White people are not coming out against the racism in Ferguson. He is dead on.

I could chill with this dude.

I want to thank this man for telling some serious truth. And he didn’t do it in a way that makes him come off as disingenuous. It’s not patronizing. It’s just honest. We don’t ever get that much out of the people who consider themselves “progressive”. He definitely has the right perspective on it. Plus, I just really like that he’s fired up about it. That gives me hope.

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Posted 18 hours ago
forevermusicfan:

this couldn’t be any more true.

forevermusicfan:

this couldn’t be any more true.

Posted 18 hours ago

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

(Source: billyrayofficial)

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

b-itchdere:

that point in fan fiction when you know someone’s about to get bent over a desk

Posted 18 hours ago

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

Posted 18 hours ago

forte7:

My Neighbour Freddy

I didn’t know if this had been done yet, so if it has, I apologize, but anyway, here you go, have a GIF. : )

Posted 20 hours ago